he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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