it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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