The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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