I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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