its not stalking. its research.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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