I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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