Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
