No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
All I want is dick and wine.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
