? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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