Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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