Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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