he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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