I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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