Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
