My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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