Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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