i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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