yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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