he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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