Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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