This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
