i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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