And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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