You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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