Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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