im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Shame is for Republicans.
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