Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so that wasnt chicken after all
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize