Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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