Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
found the other keg... it's in the tree
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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