I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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