office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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