Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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