best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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