I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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