even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
All I want is dick and wine.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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