so that wasnt chicken after all
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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