Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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