The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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