No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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