And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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