the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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