I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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