I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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