dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
that's an acceptable place to lick
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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