the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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