its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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