Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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