Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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