I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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