Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Say something about gay babies.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm having to shit out rocks
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