She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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