Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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