i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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