Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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