you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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