you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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