Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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